Smoking Monkey

This is where my thoughts go. This space is a repository for the ideas no one wants to listen to in casual conversation. This blog is home to the wild, shrieking, vine-swinging thoughts and observations caged in my head.

I’ve found my outlaw musings fall into one of several categories. To make things easier on all of us, those are the same categories you’ll find on this site. I know, I know—I’m a saint. Hold your applause, please.

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